Hackneyed AND helpless? How hindering.

Nothing makes me feel more neutral than 12 hour uptime on my CPU

can i haz taim macheen. i wantz tuu leavz hear.

My friendship with gobbledegook has ended. Hullabaloo is my new friend

I just found what I can only describe as a fragmented usb that shows up in FE as 2 drives D: (2.83 GB) and E: (12 GB)

i waited 2 hours for a video compressor to compress and it gave me a bigger file

there are identical amounts of wheels and doors on earth. none

Although the past is a place to observe, not live, it doesn't help the urge.

my splatooniumpth 8 was yesterday. whoops

my websiteth confuseth mine self, m'lorde. spare a penny for the poor underling

my website is confusing me

Anybody_can_find_weezer_(except_buddy_holly).wav is my new favourite file on my system

Ive been hearing "White-ing frames" (time something is white)instead of "White ink frames" (ink recovery lag)

tournament map selection idea: each team picks a map to play (that hasnt been played that set) and a coin is flipped after weapon select

my net worth plus my profit equals $0.04 NZD (ive spent so much)

sicking chandwich

imagine being someone who bought a "ghost running away" pac-man 256 profile background on the 9th october 2023 for $5.55 NZD

today is my splatooniumth 7

tomorrow is my splatooniumth 7

2 days til my splatooniumth 7