insults that make you question how others perceive you as a stereotype while also theoretically being a compliment are the worst

if the world was flat why has my life been going downhill for so long

the goober

Hackneyed AND helpless? How hindering.

Nothing makes me feel more neutral than 12 hour uptime on my CPU

can i haz taim macheen. i wantz tuu leavz hear.

My friendship with gobbledegook has ended. Hullabaloo is my new friend

I just found what I can only describe as a fragmented usb that shows up in FE as 2 drives D: (2.83 GB) and E: (12 GB)

i waited 2 hours for a video compressor to compress and it gave me a bigger file

there are identical amounts of wheels and doors on earth. none

Although the past is a place to observe, not live, it doesn't help the urge.

my splatooniumpth 8 was yesterday. whoops

my websiteth confuseth mine self, m'lorde. spare a penny for the poor underling

my website is confusing me

Anybody_can_find_weezer_(except_buddy_holly).wav is my new favourite file on my system

Ive been hearing "White-ing frames" (time something is white)instead of "White ink frames" (ink recovery lag)

tournament map selection idea: each team picks a map to play (that hasnt been played that set) and a coin is flipped after weapon select

my net worth plus my profit equals $0.04 NZD (ive spent so much)

sicking chandwich

imagine being someone who bought a "ghost running away" pac-man 256 profile background on the 9th october 2023 for $5.55 NZD