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jordie 🍏 584 days ago

it’s apple season!!

jordie 🤒 585 days ago

mentally want chicken tendies physically need soup

jordie 😇 585 days ago

my unrivaled ability of looking at pictures of gay men on the internet is really paying dividends

jordie 🥺 586 days ago

holding my friends hostage (not letting them watch our tv shows w/o me)

jordie 😶 587 days ago

sick with sega bodega tix... quite the dilemma

jordie 🤒 587 days ago

wfh and being sick kinda twisted…

jordie 💀 589 days ago

i felt like i needed my therapist this week but maybe i just can’t handle working full time again

jordie 🎨 589 days ago

ijbol thinking about how jank my art school was now here i am

jordie 🌧️ 590 days ago

wish i journaled more when i was happy lol

jordie 💔 590 days ago

my dwindling dilly dally time is really starting to get to me…

jordie ✨ 590 days ago

i don’t need the substance.. i am the better version of me..

jordie 💀 591 days ago

imagine only having two days off a week… wait..

jordie 💻 592 days ago

don’t make fun of my small monitor…

jordie 👀 593 days ago

i’m one degree away from drag race royalty…

jordie 🤖 594 days ago

forget that i sound different when im not performing as a functional person

jordie 😭 594 days ago

my body is betraying me (in my 30s with a zit)

jordie 😭 595 days ago

everything is embarrassing!!!

jordie 😱 595 days ago

watching a throuple in peril

jordie ❄️ 596 days ago

guess i’m working until december…

jordie 🏂 597 days ago

low key my love language is strolling a strip mall

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