forget that i sound different when im not performing as a functional person

my body is betraying me (in my 30s with a zit)

everything is embarrassing!!!

watching a throuple in peril

guess i’m working until december…

low key my love language is strolling a strip mall

sorry world today i’m the stinky guy at the arcade

can someone make me cry

all my neighbors are moving out… a rent hike i fear…

embarrassing how much ppl care about some company’s ceo

it’s funny how frivolous my spending gets once i know money is around the corner

working on cool projects is fun but forgot how much i love not working..

whenever i’m not home i miss my bidet

what’s the move at panera bread

kissing injury

i feel so tired when the sun is gone

on a walk old woman randomly told me i had a very nice smile

maybe i need to stop acting up lmao

validation addiction

Is it a date or a hookup if the date ends in a hookup