jordie

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jordie 💻 446 days ago

don’t make fun of my small monitor…

jordie 👀 447 days ago

i’m one degree away from drag race royalty…

jordie 🤖 448 days ago

forget that i sound different when im not performing as a functional person

jordie 😭 448 days ago

my body is betraying me (in my 30s with a zit)

jordie 😭 449 days ago

everything is embarrassing!!!

jordie 😱 449 days ago

watching a throuple in peril

jordie ❄️ 450 days ago

guess i’m working until december…

jordie 🏂 451 days ago

low key my love language is strolling a strip mall

jordie 💀 452 days ago

sorry world today i’m the stinky guy at the arcade

jordie 🥺 453 days ago

can someone make me cry

jordie 👀 453 days ago

all my neighbors are moving out… a rent hike i fear…

jordie 🧀 453 days ago

embarrassing how much ppl care about some company’s ceo

jordie 🧐 453 days ago

it’s funny how frivolous my spending gets once i know money is around the corner

jordie 🥱 454 days ago

working on cool projects is fun but forgot how much i love not working..

jordie 💔 455 days ago

whenever i’m not home i miss my bidet

jordie 🍞 455 days ago

what’s the move at panera bread

jordie 🤒 455 days ago

kissing injury

jordie 🌧️ 456 days ago

i feel so tired when the sun is gone

jordie ☀️ 458 days ago

on a walk old woman randomly told me i had a very nice smile

jordie 😛 458 days ago

maybe i need to stop acting up lmao

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