yea maybe i wish i were born a boy but i also wish i were born with brown eyes theres not much i can do. what tv are you talking about

happy world schizophrenia day to all u schizophrenic statuscafe users

i love (when) my wife (lets me go fishing)!!!

my discord account is the same age as a kid in 2nd grade..... wtf......

everyones css is so cute im so jelly

i <3 selfshipping

i forgot it was world goth day NOOO

neeeew statuscafe css!! (its super cute btw)

@bird OH GOOD IDEA!!! im 18!! :)

im so curious about the average age of statuscafe users

less than a month left until i graduate.....someone catch me im gonna faint

MY MEGURINE LUKA PLUSH JUST SHIPPED!!!

NOBODY LOOK AT MY STATUSCAFE CSS!!! im WORKING on it

i havent updated my statuscafe css in over a year,..... yea a revamp is coming

i love my webpages im so glad i never have to take a computer science class

VERY sick of being a girl but i have a job so idrc abt that rn

thinking about moving my neocity to nekoweb...

YAY!

gotta redo this css....this is NOT up to my standards

I HAVENT POSTED A NEW STATUS IN A YEARRRR??!???!?