Update took my cute girlfriend (!) to bed. Now it's farting on my crotch.

How can someone so obsessed with toilet humor be so cute.

If you clog the toilet it's the hotels problem not mine. So

Gift of diuretic? Makes you piss more not the other thing but hey

Cute bunny girl stinking up my hotel bathroom made me go through its blog whole I was cuddling it. Good date yes or no (I think yeah)

Cheese for my hamster guest

@neet please stop poopinh

I LOVE MY FIANCE NEET DOT STATUS CAFE DOT COM

One of the 12 dead

Giving my boyfriend a Colonoscopy

@neet i love you very much.

@neet Start pooping again

Selling my fiance to Nivek Ogre for 1 million dollars

piggy and twogo

plugging his holes so he can't shit nor piss.

i hope trent reznor fall in a hole and die badly

@neet stop. POOPING.

also this is the 2nd day in a row a quirked up mixed boy came in talking transphobia and AI with his uncle... you meet so many people

anyway busy working 👍 a white man aged 25+ probably 30+ came in made a mess and gave a 15 baht tip. committing homicide

we should start using this more - cg