the thing they dont tell u abt fitness and calorie counting apps is its actually very fun to log things

havent drank milk in about 2 weeks. mysteriously i also havent had diarrhea. probably a coincidence

anyway should i ask him out

see my problem is i keep making myself laugh which makes me shit more and subsequently fart

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i keep loudly coughing to cover up the farting. should i start screaming instead or will that draw more attention to it

there should be a razor emoji. for shaving

it smells like poop and patchouli

im afraid if i courtesy flush the toilet will overflow (the prophecy) so im using this guys aroma diffuser to cover it up

they dont have bunny emoji so instead ill be this bald guy. the worl i s avampire

accepting cheese gift. wont help my poopcore now-style vibes tho

i chose an apple for that last status cuz its the most bald food available in lieu of an egg. take notes statuscafe

if you can read this you should be bald

squeaksqueak (in my wheel)

hamsterstyle posting

i worry this is providence that my poops are too raucous and violent. i feel like a hamster (3/?)

keeps the smell from wafting out. tried it and i dont know if its helping. honestly it looks like the toilet is overflowing from outside (2/

in my crush's hotel room pooping stinkstyle in his bathroom. read a reddit story about how stuffing towels under the door (1/?)

pooping again!!!

dogstyle snack (beej ferky)