neet

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http://lyubochka.tumblr.com
About
it/them/any. i mostly post about my bathroom habits on here, as it's the only time i remember this website exists.

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neet 👽 30 days ago

anyway should i ask him out

neet 😛 30 days ago

see my problem is i keep making myself laugh which makes me shit more and subsequently fart

neet 😯 30 days ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

neet 🤐 30 days ago

i keep loudly coughing to cover up the farting. should i start screaming instead or will that draw more attention to it

neet 🎤 30 days ago

there should be a razor emoji. for shaving

neet ❄️ 30 days ago

it smells like poop and patchouli

neet 🌧️ 30 days ago

im afraid if i courtesy flush the toilet will overflow (the prophecy) so im using this guys aroma diffuser to cover it up

neet 👽 30 days ago

they dont have bunny emoji so instead ill be this bald guy. the worl i s avampire

neet 🧀 30 days ago

accepting cheese gift. wont help my poopcore now-style vibes tho

neet ✏️ 30 days ago

i chose an apple for that last status cuz its the most bald food available in lieu of an egg. take notes statuscafe

neet 🍏 30 days ago

if you can read this you should be bald

neet 🐱 30 days ago

squeaksqueak (in my wheel)

neet 🤔 30 days ago

hamsterstyle posting

neet 🙂 30 days ago

i worry this is providence that my poops are too raucous and violent. i feel like a hamster (3/?)

neet 🙂 30 days ago

keeps the smell from wafting out. tried it and i dont know if its helping. honestly it looks like the toilet is overflowing from outside (2/

neet 🙃 30 days ago

in my crush's hotel room pooping stinkstyle in his bathroom. read a reddit story about how stuffing towels under the door (1/?)

neet 🐱 30 days ago

pooping again!!!

neet 🐶 37 days ago

dogstyle snack (beej ferky)

neet 💔 176 days ago

im shitting ✊😔

neet 😇 178 days ago

felt like i was gonna throw up, then burped loudly. much gore. 100 injured 12 dead

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