things that are never completed: gardens. education. good engineering.

cloudstrike....when the walls fell. Fists wide, with closed fist.

relax. it's just crowdstrike, not an EMP from a first strike.

I don't always test my software, but when I do, I do it on the production server.

living life to the fullest because i know what's coming

that AI shit is evil

I have a solution to the question about what to do when it is hot and you don't have a/c: Easy. Get a/c. Solved.

tell me when winter is here

Your best? Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners get to go home and fuck the prom queen.

im giving thought to becoming an orion trader dealing in green women slaves

do or do not there is no try

whelp, I'm not pregnant

curses. foiled again.

we're going home, toto! we're going home!

disappointed

"i have my answers" "I assure you they are all true" "even the lies?" "*especially* the lies"

fuck hotels that disable access to HDMI ports on their tvs

i might simply switch to lip-syncing through life

vacay = just throw munny out dat window in fistfuls

turns out I am pretty good at doing nothing all day