I'm a human being, not a brand

the great big city's a wondrous toy made for a girl and boy

I don't want to conquer anything (except for people's hearts). I just want to cuddle adorable stuffed animals.

Rutherford behave

going a lil buckwild

I'm happy

Not all who wander are lost. But some are. And I am.

It is a man's world – that's why it sucks

you know you're living in a capitalist hellscape when "sweet home alabama" is a refreshing alternative to Christmas music

Oh no! Anyway –

I've got the kavorka, Jerry

microblogging

crying the tears of a goddam clown

sitting on my watch so I can be on time

"don't play the butter notes"

another new zine!

with every traumatic event I experience, I level up and become more poetic. I also dress more and more like The Nanny.

there goes summer

The King has been served.

The King is ready for his feast. Be ready to serve him.