Whatever men are, I'm not

Pretzels y'all!!!!!

Crocus pushing from the dirt to raise its head & bloom, mirroring the joy inside of me. La dolce vita

I don't want a college degree. I want to be Speed Racer's girlfriend.

Maureen Maureen I'm never going to see you again

What's new pussycat

I'm a human being, not a brand

the great big city's a wondrous toy made for a girl and boy

I don't want to conquer anything (except for people's hearts). I just want to cuddle adorable stuffed animals.

Rutherford behave

going a lil buckwild

I'm happy

Not all who wander are lost. But some are. And I am.

It is a man's world – that's why it sucks

you know you're living in a capitalist hellscape when "sweet home alabama" is a refreshing alternative to Christmas music

Oh no! Anyway –

I've got the kavorka, Jerry

microblogging

crying the tears of a goddam clown

sitting on my watch so I can be on time