Wish it was vacation all the time~

Wait, when I said “boyfriend dogs” I meant dogs that are boyfriends with EACH OTHER oh my god oh my god oh my god…!!

s l o w i n g d o w n

July was so busy and full of so many fun, new experiences. Kinda wish I could do it all over again.

Love responding to automated text messages with, “babe, what??”

Concept: boyfriend dogs.

Making it in my own world.

Concept: a froglet with a beak mask.

Buying different kinds of fruit just so I can collect all the stickers.

[7:30am] They’ve got surf rock playing at the coffee shop and somehow every song sounds the same.

Save me, Pirulinpinpina.

lonely_in_gorgeous.mp3

To be honest!! I’m lonely!!

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Sorry to get really annoying and stuff all of a sudden, but I recently learned that I’m actually amazing and fun and interesting and hawt.

I love saying “don’t freak out” before delivering news that is actually great and fun.

Reread “slow time on my own” and thought it said “slime time on my own.”

My Uber driver is on the phone and speaking in French and I swear to god he has a “hón hón hón” laugh.

Do you think bugs are happy?? I mean, a spider fell out of my mailbox yesterday—was SHE happy??

Slow time on my own~