Concept: boyfriend dogs.

Making it in my own world.

Concept: a froglet with a beak mask.

Buying different kinds of fruit just so I can collect all the stickers.

[7:30am] They’ve got surf rock playing at the coffee shop and somehow every song sounds the same.

Save me, Pirulinpinpina.

lonely_in_gorgeous.mp3

To be honest!! I’m lonely!!

ever_again.mp3

Sorry to get really annoying and stuff all of a sudden, but I recently learned that I’m actually amazing and fun and interesting and hawt.

I love saying “don’t freak out” before delivering news that is actually great and fun.

Reread “slow time on my own” and thought it said “slime time on my own.”

My Uber driver is on the phone and speaking in French and I swear to god he has a “hón hón hón” laugh.

Do you think bugs are happy?? I mean, a spider fell out of my mailbox yesterday—was SHE happy??

Slow time on my own~

[7:05am] A clear, blue sky and a sketch of the crescent moon.

Why do so many people like cats.

fill the hole in ur heart.

[7:10am] Walking home. Passed a pigeon and, without thinking, chucked up a deuce and said, “what’s up, lil dude.”

You’ll sea! You’ll all sea!!