email me if you have any tips on half-assing. i can only no-ass or whole-ass and i'm getting burnt out

brunch with friends actually saved my fucking life

they all finally gave me a cold

man

everything is pointless and i should die

guy who needs to sign my form again is out of office until after the form deadline which is a good simulation of being in a heller story

the uncomfortable waveform oscillation of "i wish i had a close friend" and "get the fuck away from me"

tragic: bsky is doing AI bullshit but i'm STILL too stupid for mastodon

first paycheck has been spent to fuck and i have no regrets

AI isn't killing my industry but the government sure is

the failures keep piling up bro

a more important guy missed my emails (the polite one AND the insistent one) which means i worked several hours for free. fucking AAAAAAAAAA

"you've been living a shake shack lifestyle on an in-n-out paycheck" --S

🎃

it was nice to have about five minutes of decent weather before it all went to hell again

i cannot describe how many outfits i can't wear because the jungle weather won't fuck off

please take the hint that i'm fucking busy and have had such a long fucking day oh my fucking god

merry fall equinox

woke up to my cat snoring adorably

years of studying this phenomenon and i still don't know what you're supposed to do when everything annoys you for no clear reason