tan update: chest is peeling a little and my back is definitely less baked than my front. but i am now properly ensummered

being told i smell good makes all this stupid mortal enfleshment worth it

sat down while hungry. now trapped on a bench, knowing i should go get food, proceeding to not do that. at least the people watching's good

people do not hate AI enough

having a topicless blog is nice. just writing whatever. struggled to blog in the past cuz my focus was too narrow i think

a tropical wind blows

why did my page about low-effort sandwiches do such numbers. i don't understand what the internet wants

so skittish about sun damage i can't get a damn tan

it's criminal that every gayborhood in america requires an annual income of two million dollars

got yet another feedbackless rejection from a lit magazine so i'm gonna think about suicide for a couple days

when elected president i will legalize harmless trespassing across rich people's gigantic wasteful desolate lawns

mourning doves fweeting all day today

i love you tombow glue. you're the perfect glue. never change

A GOOD THING HAPPENED FOR ONCE

wow i don't remember ANYTHING about the past several days

wishing a nice day upon every cat sitting in a window so they can be viewed by sidewalk passersby

zillions of butterflies on the hike today. ZILLIONS

i love the spa. i feel like sexy overcooked linguini

saw a giant swallowtail the size of my hand

really gotta stop sleeping through celestial events