boyfriend wisdom: "i don't care who wins, i just needed england to lose"

boyfriend's brother joined his girlfriend's megachurch cult...must be a bug going around

place i'm visiting for the weekend several states away has too many eurasian collared doves and so far not a single mourning dove

nauseous from migraines, nauseous after a massage, nauseous from flying, is my vagus EVER gonna relax

"picked up some djarums to see if i still hate them" daddy i promise you hate them as much as you did the last time you tried this 😭

very wicked that physical therapy helps you at the same time that it hurts you

"ballerina shoes is too frosted" i suppose your steak is too juicy and your lobster is too buttery???

the best feeling is recommending a place to someone, they go there, and they tell you they loved it

regionally, we get two pride months

bothersome beasts thundering around my area because i didn't give them a second lunch

thinking of making a tumblr again but only for random ebay finds

happy solstice

got emotional at the show cuz of the unity or whatever

receptionist at doc office thought the boyfriend was my dad. compliment? insult?? bad eyesight???

going to a concert in four days yippee

had fun at the pride event

jinxed it, the fucking migraines are back

ok i think the migraines are over

the effing MIGRAINES

beautiful day