mutilated the cover of an issue of bookforum to put a flower print on the outside of my junk journal

junk journaling...junk journaling

wishing my traumas were more marketable

passed a silver fox on the way home (not the animal)

spending a summer afternoon drawing so much unpostable garbage. 20 years later and i'm still the same dude

when will the top shortage end

obon festival curry had me believing in the future for a second

i should've gotten on the pornographic commissions train before genAI made it leave the station forever. coulda made so much money

pool washed off my sunblock :(

could listen to him analyze paintings all day

glammed out all weekend, we now return to ordinary femming

i'm very sorry about the times i made my mom cry

boyfriend wisdom: "i don't care who wins, i just needed england to lose"

boyfriend's brother joined his girlfriend's megachurch cult...must be a bug going around

place i'm visiting for the weekend several states away has too many eurasian collared doves and so far not a single mourning dove

nauseous from migraines, nauseous after a massage, nauseous from flying, is my vagus EVER gonna relax

"picked up some djarums to see if i still hate them" daddy i promise you hate them as much as you did the last time you tried this 😭

very wicked that physical therapy helps you at the same time that it hurts you

"ballerina shoes is too frosted" i suppose your steak is too juicy and your lobster is too buttery???

the best feeling is recommending a place to someone, they go there, and they tell you they loved it