why did my page about low-effort sandwiches do such numbers. i don't understand what the internet wants

so skittish about sun damage i can't get a damn tan

it's criminal that every gayborhood in america requires an annual income of two million dollars

got yet another feedbackless rejection from a lit magazine so i'm gonna think about suicide for a couple days

when elected president i will legalize harmless trespassing across rich people's gigantic wasteful desolate lawns

mourning doves fweeting all day today

i love you tombow glue. you're the perfect glue. never change

A GOOD THING HAPPENED FOR ONCE

wow i don't remember ANYTHING about the past several days

wishing a nice day upon every cat sitting in a window so they can be viewed by sidewalk passersby

zillions of butterflies on the hike today. ZILLIONS

i love the spa. i feel like sexy overcooked linguini

saw a giant swallowtail the size of my hand

really gotta stop sleeping through celestial events

adding blue prince to the very short list of video games that have made me tear up a little

going to a conference at a hotel soon. might fuck around and hit the spa

please bring back the winter i beg

coke would solve a lot of my problems but probably introduce new ones. guess coke abstinence wins again this month

nobody gets a history education anymore huh.

contempt has a temperature and it is icy