my compliments to the horse

white babies at my house

my fucking husband made delicious spaghetti bolognese for dinner #blessmygeniuschadlife

my fucking husband wont give me graham crackers and milk before dinner #fuckmystupidchudlife

husband just made me the best oatmeal of my life i love him. i kiss him

anime murder mystery party was fun

roomies cat caught a baby mouse. made him drop it and gave it a graham cracker.

my farty ass

11 years of dating and we still have deep conversations at 3 am like were still long distance on skype in middle school...

why do they call it a "rest" room

never go outside agaig

out on the town, baby!

i hate being a hypochondriac.

been really into mint choco pocky

need. pills

husbands pokemon tcg tournament is today~ everyone wish him luck~!

anyone else wake up... farting?

anyone else wake up screaming

i hate how addicting fast food is... get out of my head i wanna eat healthy

one day? itll happen