11 years of dating and we still have deep conversations at 3 am like were still long distance on skype in middle school...

why do they call it a "rest" room

never go outside agaig

out on the town, baby!

i hate being a hypochondriac.

been really into mint choco pocky

need. pills

husbands pokemon tcg tournament is today~ everyone wish him luck~!

anyone else wake up... farting?

anyone else wake up screaming

i hate how addicting fast food is... get out of my head i wanna eat healthy

one day? itll happen

happy pocky day you dumb bitches

thank you my hairy lesbian husband for making me an egg sandwich this lovely morning #wantyou

snarls and scowls

kill

just rewatched the barnyard movie for the first time in 19 years. what do you mean that movie cost $50,000,000 to make. what

i want mozzarella sticks...

the art of lovers recommending fics to each other... beautiful

goobuhbuh