My brain is in mouse mode. You either get it or you don't.

>buy a booster pack of MTG cards out of curiosity after work >open it >someone shoplifted it

My ex was a zillennial, is it bad I kind of want to date a xennial next?

The hairdresser thought my sister was my daughter 😭

WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO START USING SOULSEEK. I have my two missing PIG albums now <3

Starbucks is a good way to "test drive" my new name lol

I wanted to do Cringetober but work got in the way. Waaaah </3

I got a free soda from the machine today. Good luck

My itabag will be rearranged... Tomorrow.

I wish being autistic IRL was as fun as self-dxed Tiktok zoomers made it out to be 😔

VIVA THE FEVER / BORN TO BE A BELIEVER / BLOODLAND BENEDICTION / ONE MORE SPIKE FOR CRUCIFIXION

Shout out to the squirrel in my back yard!

I BELIEVE THAT IT'S BURNING / I BELIEVE THAT IT'S TRUE / I BELIEVE THAT IT'S TURNING BACK / AND COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU

I hope the new itabag I have coming in the mail will work out better than the last one...

Drakey-wakey... What's going on...

Thank you weird latex fetish people on Twitter, what an accidentally perfect resource of pose reference photos.

Clip Studio Paint is 60% off until the 17th!

I got a work phone yesterday. I woke up from an Amber Alert on there since it acts like a normal phone minus a SIM card.

Not being able to draw my F/O is suffering </3

I uninstalled FEH after playing for 2 months... Boring app is boring. Give me a cool alt to come back for.