u either a fart smella... or a smart fella

temp outside dips into the negatives and the temp inside my building reaches tropical heat @_@ where is the balance

the good thing abt not driving a car and going grocery shopping in the winter is, the outside is ur fridge

just had my first wipeout of the season

eating my stupid slop

rlly good day 2day :^))

nothing like doing number 2 to make you realize you are nothing but an intricate tube

hot choccy and smores >:))

statuscafe seems to b a lil funkay rn

just worked my first shift in like a month ~_~ tired

when katrina is using my butt as a pillow so i have to hold in my farts @_@

something about the allure of a cheap double choco gas station muffin...

another all nighter for no reason ~_~

i have to start looking for a second job :-(((

my favorite game to play in the winter is "am i running a fever or does my building just have the heat jacked up way too high"

hubert_2 is 100 days old! happy birthday hubert_2!

its...snowing even more.....

its snowing!

can yall pls click on the egg in my bio so it hatches... i wanna see what comes out!!

i'm farting