scared to check my bank account

ate pizza :) crumbs in my bra :I

le fish au chocolat

finally getting hours at work! my body feels like it got run over by a truck.

eating cheese = rodent moment. eating leaves(lettuce etc) = ungulate moment?

waiting for my paycheck to drop ~_~

DONT PUSH ME BITCH I AM NOT A STROLLER 🗣️🗣️

trepanning NOW!

eat your rocks boy

just tried frozen grapes... mid imo

how am i ever to resign myself to this subpar mediocre life? i deserve the world!

heat wave

CAN I PLEASE just make it through ONE day without having a fucking BRUH MOMENT!!!!!!

think a cricket got stranded in our apt?

all landlords will go to hell

craving macking cheese...

it's a miserable existence but i thank everyday god made me an artist

i got the library of alexandria of memes on my hardrive

work beat my ass today

poverty is kicking my ass