emotionally i am prepared to enter my datahoarding era. but my storage drives?? perhaps less so (-_-)

"im like if a housewife and a suburban dad had a baby" - me after momentarily forgetting how the vast majority of babies are made

i finally got this javascript to work! turns out im a better coder when im doing it to avoid my actual responsibilities

stress knitting so much that im basically in the middle of a repetitive strain injury 100% WR speedrun

maybe if i cling to the familiar and avoid change at every opportunity, eventually things will magically get better on their own

i wanna make a netflix comedy special marketed as "politically incorrect" buts its just me lying about how to commit tax evasion

is it a red flag that this ASL grammar workbook is dedicated to Koko the Gorilla?

whoever invented the human body must have been a very silly individual

i used to be good at googling. now all i get is ads, & some quack's half-baked Medium article. because of woke

why are .solar domain names so expensive? my site deserves a .solar domain. clearly the universe is against me (￣︿￣)

trudeauver. please fill in the rest of the joke yourself i am too tired

more people should be watching Rebel Ridge instead of that tsa movie

SPOILERS!!!! ---> im gonna make it to 2050 so yall better get used to me

POV: the worst person you know keeps recommending self-help books that "changed their life"

exactly how ill-advised would it be to learn PHP from a handbook printed in 2002?

i really need to be more active on the neocities message feed. if only bcuz yall have such amazing websites and deserve ∞ compliments <3

mer crimes

just finished watching the new defunctland documentary and DAMN

"grindset" should've been the name of some skatepunk-esque music microgenre. is it too late for us to change the definition?

I LOVE PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE i love that it's easier to find a fully functional Commodore PET than a working smartphone made in 2017