they will put zendaya in anything. in fact, the FDA allows prepackaged food to contain up to 14% ground zendaya. stay safe out there

someone fucking stole my miasma of sadness????

i cant stand finishing major projects. i got used to my schedule, and now i have to change everything. this should be illegal i think

who knows, this ruptured eardrum might turn out to be a boon for my auditory sensitivity

should i deactivate my tumblr? i like the blogs i follow, but it might be best if i cut down on shortform online content

spilled coffee all over myself. but its the day before valentines day, so someone DEFINITELY found my clumsiness adorably charming. right?

been cyberstalking a raverly user who went into meticulous detail describing how she handknit a realistic packer for her son. i <3 allies

nvm i got myself cursed again. good thing im ultimately indomitable

passed my exam! the curse has been lifted! life can be good again!

emotionally i am prepared to enter my datahoarding era. but my storage drives?? perhaps less so (-_-)

"im like if a housewife and a suburban dad had a baby" - me after momentarily forgetting how the vast majority of babies are made

i finally got this javascript to work! turns out im a better coder when im doing it to avoid my actual responsibilities

stress knitting so much that im basically in the middle of a repetitive strain injury 100% WR speedrun

maybe if i cling to the familiar and avoid change at every opportunity, eventually things will magically get better on their own

i wanna make a netflix comedy special marketed as "politically incorrect" buts its just me lying about how to commit tax evasion

is it a red flag that this ASL grammar workbook is dedicated to Koko the Gorilla?

whoever invented the human body must have been a very silly individual

i used to be good at googling. now all i get is ads, & some quack's half-baked Medium article. because of woke

why are .solar domain names so expensive? my site deserves a .solar domain. clearly the universe is against me (￣︿￣)

trudeauver. please fill in the rest of the joke yourself i am too tired