so matt mullenweg's new hobby is emptying machine gun rounds directly into his own two feet

NEKO ATSUME TWO?!!!??!!!!!!!!

GUP

*tries to wear something different than jeans and tshirt* ohhhhh riiiiight i forgot. im dysphoric

the naruto jigsaw puzzle i got is too big for any of my tables...i did not consider the size at all

got msged 1st by a stranger, go to reply but im blocked. I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET?! Why msg me at all then wtf. this is the 4th time..

Naruto shippuden episode 194 :)

"uhh, myPillow is having a 14.88 sale?" *the joint jumps out of the ashtray and rolls under the couch* ?!!!

The witness will testify truthfully, under threat of painful bird attacks!

urinal.net is a fascinating website

INOJIN SURVIVED ALL OF THAT?!?!???

orochimaru conducts research experiments on you ASMR

wish evry1 i knew stopped using snapchat. cant look at anything without an ad. theres an AI bot forcibly pinned above the real ppl i talk to

i want to vacation on rabbit island

didnt think this day could get much worse

listening to: different breeds of pigeons and their calls on youtube dot com

added more fonts and a how-to guide! pls send me email if smthn doesnt make sense! https://github.com/softkittendreamforever/FONTS

*looking at my leafless Boston Ivy in the middle of winter* i miss vine :(

phlebotomist blew my vein !!! Aaaaaaaaa uuuuuugghjhhh

working on a webfont library! anyone can use these! https://github.com/softkittendreamforever/FONTS/