"uhh, myPillow is having a 14.88 sale?" *the joint jumps out of the ashtray and rolls under the couch* ?!!!

The witness will testify truthfully, under threat of painful bird attacks!

urinal.net is a fascinating website

INOJIN SURVIVED ALL OF THAT?!?!???

orochimaru conducts research experiments on you ASMR

wish evry1 i knew stopped using snapchat. cant look at anything without an ad. theres an AI bot forcibly pinned above the real ppl i talk to

i want to vacation on rabbit island

didnt think this day could get much worse

listening to: different breeds of pigeons and their calls on youtube dot com

added more fonts and a how-to guide! pls send me email if smthn doesnt make sense! https://github.com/softkittendreamforever/FONTS

*looking at my leafless Boston Ivy in the middle of winter* i miss vine :(

phlebotomist blew my vein !!! Aaaaaaaaa uuuuuugghjhhh

working on a webfont library! anyone can use these! https://github.com/softkittendreamforever/FONTS/

IT;S HAILING SO HARD IT MOVED MY SLIDING DOOR OPEN?!?!?@?

every single font site except google fonts removed its webfont feature without warning🖕 thanks for breaking everything!

memories in third person again

@alice for "blocking" try this: https://forum.status.cafe/topics/130

heaven is an infinite supply of #KonaKaga fanart

just had a matcha latte so good it has me wondering how i can make this at home instead of coffee

shrooms and simon roper's "is everyone conscious in the same way?" will fix me