I hate tomatoes so much, why do they rot so fast? why are they squishy? why do they smell like that? ewwww

My laptop's charger only works on a very specific angle and it's driving me insane

Sony is straight up evil

The good news is I finally have a 3DS, the bad news is I never expected to get this far so I have no games for it

I FUCKING HATE BUGS!!!!

THESE are supposed to be the best years of my life?!

I hate presentations with every fiber of my being WHAT AM I EVEN SUPOSSED TO SAY?!

I was having a really horrible week and then god blessed me with the best fanfic I could ever dream of the angst is so good I could die

*skins all guys in my class with my telekinetic powers*

I'm such a coward, I need to start actually doing stuff and not being afraid of everything that could go wrong

I need to get my freedom of speech privileges taken away, nothing good ever comes out when I open my mouth

I have so much work that I haven't done and I don't want to do, I'm trapped in a prision of my own making

The good news is that I can finally buy Tomodachi Life 2, the bad news is I have to wait until this weekend to do it and I'm impatient

How do people willingly talk to their friends every single day?! this shit is exhausting, I need more alone time or I'll die

I'm so tired of paying attention and still not understanding anything, I should just drop out at this point

I need to eat something sugary right now or I'll die

WE FINALLY HAVE IRON LUNG IN LATINOAMERICA

AO3 needs to add a warning when you open a fanfic that hasn't been updated in over a year

I need all weeping angel enemies in horror videogames to be publicaly executed right now

I need all weeping angel enemies in horror videogames to be publicaly executed right now