I hate having to share a fridge with a bunch of inconsiderate selfish assholes WHERE THE HELL IS MY BREAKFAST?!

I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory

TWOBUKI WILL BE CANON!!!!!

The creator of Wordle is literally called "Josh Wardle" John Wordle with extra steps

Am I actually hungry or just bored?

You wanted tall, I came in under 5'4 Then you asked for dsrk, I tend to sunburn a lot As for handsome well...can't help you there

DEATH NOTE: THE MUSICAL!!!! RELEASE AN OFFICIAL CAST RECORDING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!

DEATH NOTE: THE MUSICAL!!!! RELEASE AN OFFICIAL CAST RECORDING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!

DEATH NOTW: THE MUSICAL 2026!!!! DROP THE OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK ON SPOTIFY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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Whoever decided pomodoro sauce should have those disgusting little tomato pieces instalado of being 100% liquid should be executed

Fist my bump

Blogging is addicting, I love dramatically journaling my life events to an audience

I love my friends so much bro

I just ate something that's been expired for 20 days, if y'all don't hear from me anymore then you know why

"and then we make him go naked" -my friend after forgetting the word for barefoot

I need someone to make a rouguelike game of the Backrooms

Miku finally came back home I LOVE YOU SPAIN!!!!

I hate tomatoes so much, why do they rot so fast? why are they squishy? why do they smell like that? ewwww

My laptop's charger only works on a very specific angle and it's driving me insane