*skins all guys in my class with my telekinetic powers*

I'm such a coward, I need to start actually doing stuff and not being afraid of everything that could go wrong

I need to get my freedom of speech privileges taken away, nothing good ever comes out when I open my mouth

I have so much work that I haven't done and I don't want to do, I'm trapped in a prision of my own making

The good news is that I can finally buy Tomodachi Life 2, the bad news is I have to wait until this weekend to do it and I'm impatient

How do people willingly talk to their friends every single day?! this shit is exhausting, I need more alone time or I'll die

I'm so tired of paying attention and still not understanding anything, I should just drop out at this point

I need to eat something sugary right now or I'll die

WE FINALLY HAVE IRON LUNG IN LATINOAMERICA

AO3 needs to add a warning when you open a fanfic that hasn't been updated in over a year

I need all weeping angel enemies in horror videogames to be publicaly executed right now

I need all weeping angel enemies in horror videogames to be publicaly executed right now

Are you really telling me that game I wanted to play for my entire childhood has been FREE this whole time?!

A real gamer always speaks ill of their favorite game

Everytime I remember Nintendo doesn't do achievements I am filled with an undescribable rage JUST LET ME TRACK MY GODDAM TROPHIES

Pluey gives me cuteness aggresion

My hair looks horrible, I feel like Pinkie Pie when she gets sad and her hair straightens

There's literally 2 people in my class right now, WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL TRYING TO TEACH US?! JUST LET ME GO HOME

I suck so much ass at making layouts, every single page in my site has the exact same layout and I don't know how to design a different one

Just discovered Backloggd and I'm in love, I love keeping track of stuff I do