Are you really telling me that game I wanted to play for my entire childhood has been FREE this whole time?!

A real gamer always speaks ill of their favorite game

Everytime I remember Nintendo doesn't do achievements I am filled with an undescribable rage JUST LET ME TRACK MY GODDAM TROPHIES

Pluey gives me cuteness aggresion

My hair looks horrible, I feel like Pinkie Pie when she gets sad and her hair straightens

There's literally 2 people in my class right now, WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL TRYING TO TEACH US?! JUST LET ME GO HOME

I suck so much ass at making layouts, every single page in my site has the exact same layout and I don't know how to design a different one

Just discovered Backloggd and I'm in love, I love keeping track of stuff I do

School teamwork is hell on earth

If I hear one more asshole asking me what career I want to study I'm going to kill someone

I need people to use my guestbook more often, I love receiving random supportive comments :]

I'm yearning for compliments so much right now

Thank god I'm an atheist! -Roberto Musso

I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP

I wish more people called me by my middle name, I love my middle name

MY AIR CONDITIONER BROKE AND IT'S SUPER HOT OUTSIDE I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIIS

I hate how complex human emotions can get

God gives his toughest battles (a tummy ache) to his strongest soldiers

My dad just rickrolled me

I just got added to a huge friend group because I was wearing a Smiling Friends shirt, nerdy interests unite us