There is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!
- Not defined
- He/It. Go look at my website, NOW.
Wtf do you mean taking showers and eating healthy makes me feel better, I'm gonna kill you.
My laptop is out of power, the charger broke, and the new one I ordered is taking too long!! Fuck!! I wanna work on my site!!!!
I don't think I've ever eaten cereal at a normal time. It's always gotta be at 3 am, when I'm at my lowest point.
The sun is kicking my ass right now.
I desperately need new headphones, my current ones are giving me fucking headaches.
The new special they gave the aerospray in splatoon 3 is so fucking good. I love to run people over in my fucked up shark boat.
Why'd my brother have to invite his friends over on my day off!? Please let me veg out in peace!!
Looking back on the way I used to make coffee like "damn bitch you lived like this?"
Nooo don't start college tomorrow you're so sexy haha
Maybe just maybe I'll start working on my "in development" webcomic.
Not refrigerating tomatoes is a bad idea actually.