if i were to ever write one, my memoir would be titled "aries mercury: a blessing and a curse"

this just in: I love tomatoes. for my birthday, just get me tomatoes and heartburn meds.

been up for almost 20hrs and yet here I am as if I'd gotten a second wind ... (help)

got invited for a second round of interviews! jfc my pessimistic brain can't stop wondering if this will be a long and slow burn.

yo I can't sleep because some mockingbird won't stop singing outside my window at 2am PLZ STOP

had a video interview today and now i want to crawl into a hole until I hear back from them

finally remembered my password. almost rage quit due to lack of change password option.