Me watching a video on error handling best practices at 2am. Yeah. This is the life.

Lolcows have more fun.

*screams* accidentally became a backend engineer because i wanted to save a few bucks by doing it myself

Attention is not admiration and often its because you are a spectacle (speaking of myself)

This looks like a job for model view controller

What i didnt know was that I would get good. I used to think coding was going to be hard and mysterious forever. I didnt anticipate I would

It's just my style, and by style I mean I'm a beginner.

Don't you think that a thought is a high level language and our protein is the machine code? No? Just me? Ok.

Discipline is for masochists, it teaches your body that goal attainment is painful. Enjoymentis the secret engine to infinite productivity.

A fun and goofy 16 hours then 2 hours of waiting for sleepiness to kick in.

One of us is perfect and the other has poor judgment.

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is find out what's unreasonable to finish in a day

Why yes, *licks fingers, smacks lips* don't mind if I gate-keep. What I don't share can't be judged.

Someone once said, AI is for people who want to avoid learning.

The beginner makes a lot of frightening assumptions, scaring himself about the road ahead. And a lot of them wrong.

You can tell how healed you are by how much hate you can handle.

Using Ai to make art is so pathetic its like "look i made a bot to play Minecraft for me!"

If you have that much padding, you're doing something wrong.

"Never make a function more than 5 to 7 lines long" the brain holds 5 to 7 objects in working memory. COINCIDENCE?? I think not

Calling me "just a backend engineer" like its an insult. Bro you just fucking complimented me.