How can anyone hate comedians? All they ever wanted was for other people to feel good

I do not procrastinate. I simply get possessed by the productivity demon a few hours before things are due, black out, and wake up with it d

I have no enemies because all enemies eventually become my lovers.

I live in a state of constant and supreme self rizz

I just realized being self-employed =/= unemployed.

For anyone seeing my TILIC series, it's my "things I learned in college" I want to make a longer post about it later.

TILIC: Staying committed, taking breaks, playing with your mindset to avert burnout.

TILIC: Do something without needing to be confident first because it's due

Getting a liberal arts degree is a flex if you're rich but financially ruinous if you're broke

TILIC: Just in time programming. I learned that if you finish your work by the deadline even if you wait until the last week, it counts.

NOOOO WHY ARE APARTMENTS.COM BANNED ON THE HOTEL WIFI DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY HOMELESS

Whatever time for more DNRS

What if I'm just permanently nerfed by my health issues and I'm ngmi?

TILIC: shifting my focus to what matters most.

Back at the hotel and can't access 4chan anymore

Apparently the TA said " if [yizzle] can turn in their work despite everything they're going through you guys have no excuses"

Third floor, corner room, near exit, high water pressure. Dare I say it, life is pretty good rn.

Back at the hotel for the second time

I am so deeply overwhelmed in a way words can't describe.

Everytime I want something good to happen, something bad happens. But when I want something bad to happen, something bad happens anyway