i smell freshly-cut grass

ow pain. at least i have spaghettios.

I NEED A FUCING i need a fucking stress toy for the times when i get annoyed at something that i realize i shouldn't be annoyed at to be hon

there was a mouse in my room fuck my baka life

things are being awakened

no longer signing up to websites that force you to sign up to see content. only partially out of spite

hat with a feather in it. fuck yeah

discord is broken. anyway it's time for mushy. i love him sooo much i want to kiss his face

it's amazing how good a meal can make u feel

"if you think about it, standing up isn't that different from sitting down" —my brain trying to convince me to move

i love my wife so much

i've been craving so much water i can only assume my body got used to being hydrated when i had to glug it last week

imagine being so unreasonable

my blorbos orbiting me

but clanker is cuter

gruntilda is still cute honestly

i am SO full of AMAZING FOOD. and i am no longer a danger to society!

i feel like a joke sometimes

yay !! yay !! tomorrow !!

i already hate thinking about it.