scary storm mctornado alert

i'm gonna lick the fuck out of my glasses if they don't stop these shenanigans

a nap on a comfy little sofa... now that would fix me

in a lot of pain today yippee

i'm definitely going to do whatever i want

what color is joy?

so basically people have very different definitions of the word "monstrous"

my stomach hurt

movie with bestie

air conditioner on for the first time this year because i was too hot/humid/headachey to swamp away in those conditions any longer

it happened (i have finished writing a short story)

finally, a good fucking meal (mario spaghettios and cheese chips)

"he would not have abs" is actually a very good point to make especially when said character is chronically ill among other reasons

fellas... i can be trusted with currency that can be exchanged for goods (a fourth antonio plush is rapidly approaching my location)

coming out of a migraine makes everything feel like daffodils and snickerdoodles

i think i'm lucky in many ways and i wish i felt more like it instead of being scared of everything all the time

i took a nap and woke up with a migraine... however, WIFE

husband today!!! i also have chicken and rice WOO

yayyy fun game with bestie

i crave green apple slime