u know it's bad when i'm craving hospital vending machine chips

in my minecraft era again for some reason

You need to drink so much water you Explode

i'm gonna live 'til i die, i'm gonna laugh 'stead of cry

i. think i just need to listen to crazy frog

i wish snow was still edible

I’M CRAVING THOSE PICKLES. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP MY ABSOLUTE RAMPAGE.

god i wish i had a really fat shy boyfriend with long hair *realizes i'm describing myself* Uh,

THE CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am taking NO calls. do NOT call me ever again

Ratcore

I'M FREEZING MY DICK OFF

every day is beautiful but my fucking god today so far has sucked for me specifically

as it turns out, i'm two trucks

i meant fucking but my on-screen keyboard is a prude

PICKLES ARE SO DICKINSON GOOD

Considering

HOW IT FEELS TO BE FREED FROM A TOXIC FRIENDSHIP

cope!!! (talking to myself in a mirror)

I HAVE SEVERE DEPRESSION