ultimate quest to become Just Some Guy

tattoo that says microwave safe

happy pride month i want antonio the violinist from identity v so bad it makes me look stupid

I HAVE THE HICCUPS THIS IS THE WORST MOMENT OFMY LIFE

MY NEW DEODORANT SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD

psychonauts

Clean

i'm directly combating summer of bummer with my big fat fists of hardened brain jelly. thank me

guy who. who cares

Kin an old man

Doctore Habit Burger

bummer

i live, i walk, i am the stallion... mang

i just want to vomit myself up and be naked meat

i would simply resist the temptation of the demon blade shrimple as that

i wake up -> i fuck around and then explode

doing it right everybody will be dancing and we're feeling it right everybody will be dancing and be doing it right everybody will be danci

when am i gonna feel like i put the tent up right?

head full of pegs wedged in the sand

6 on the pain scale my uterus hates my guts