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on the precipice of freaking out 24/7

merry christmxss

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whoastanderson 👽 75 days ago

not to flex but my therapist says i "have great vibes" and "know how to carry a conversation" so yes i CAN hang out

whoastanderson 💀 76 days ago

somewhere between allergies and an ear infection aka pls cut out my lymph nodes

whoastanderson 💀 76 days ago

these office workers do not understand the concept of floor time

whoastanderson 👽 76 days ago

my fav part of this office job is when we talk to each other and not get work done for the first 45 minutes of the day

whoastanderson 👽 78 days ago

i deserve a clean space so i have to clean my space

whoastanderson 💀 90 days ago

did not eat breakfast out the door and 30 minutes later paying the consequences (suddenly ravenous)

whoastanderson 💀 91 days ago

i do not have words for how little i want to do work rn

whoastanderson 👽 91 days ago

farmer's markets are so good for the brain

whoastanderson 🌧️ 114 days ago

feeling: sad and detestable and unwelcome in my own house

whoastanderson 💀 116 days ago

crazy how i didn't have to go looking for my bf's dead ex gf's fav song from the '90s, it found me a month later. and other normal sentences

whoastanderson 💀 117 days ago

halfway to rotting but i'm not there yet maybe

whoastanderson 💀 118 days ago

kick me while i'm down!!! $250 traffic citation!!!

whoastanderson 💀 122 days ago

chairperson of hurting my own feelings for no reason

whoastanderson 💀 125 days ago

okay corporate america all of this typing is getting on my nerves

whoastanderson 💀 128 days ago

i love my post-work-post-workout work

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