internet (noun) — a global network that facilitates the mechanism to tell everyone else how stupid they are about everything.

All animals understand kindness.

RIP CartoonNetwork.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHeQBaXJYSA

It's not happening->It is happening but It doesn't affect you if you're not a criminal->It's too late now anyway so don't bother.

Feral Hippies are repelled by a bar of soap. https://wescc.dev/#/view/marshes-of-madness

Poor Medusa. Tragic story.

Nooo! After, what, almost 30 years, https://zombo.com has changed. Someone bought the domain. This is a catastrophe.

Dear The Cranberries, I heard you the first time, and yes I have to let it linger. Please stop asking.

Dammit, I watch one gaming video and Youtube crams Matt Mercer down my throat for 6 months. Enough of that guy already,

Brains are amazing. Lightweight, they last for decades, and many people have one.

When did everyone on the planet start beginning every single sentence with "I feel like..." ?

I'm beginning to suspect that Freddy Mercury might have been gay.

Michio Kaku is a hack.

Portlanders and Seattleites, unite against creeping Vancouverism!

The ancient Sumerians invented everything. FYI,

Let's post nekkid!

Fact: only 1 in 17 people are neither assholes nor morons. I did the math.

Gravity Falls is filled with complicated secrets.

CSS is my mortal enemy. It just tried to murder me!

Honey I Shrunk the Kids + Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead = Honey Don't Tell Mom I Shrunk the Babysitter's Dead Kids