Brains are amazing. Lightweight, the last for decades, and many people have one.

When did everyone on the planet start beginning every single sentence with "I feel like..." ?

I'm beginning to suspect that Freddy Mercury might have been gay.

Michio Kaku is a hack.

Portlanders and Seattleites, unite against creeping Vancouverism!

The ancient Sumerians invented everything. FYI,

Let's post nekkid!

Fact: only 1 in 17 people are neither assholes nor morons. I did the math.

Gravity Falls is filled with complicated secrets.

CSS is my mortal enemy. It just tried to murder me!

Honey I Shrunk the Kids + Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead = Honey Don't Tell Mom I Shrunk the Babysitter's Dead Kids

I'm looking at myself in the mirror, flexing my biceps and saying "oooo... ahhh". Ask nicely, and you may touch them.

I need to come to terms with Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band. We all do.

I'm going to have to grow a neck-beard. The graphic novel Woman of Tomorrow is excellent, and it didn't have fucking Lobo in it. Damnit.

Too many people hate themselves. I have a new policy: when I see awesome, I'll tell them.

I'm a sleeper agent just browsing for my activation code. You are lucky it hasn't been posted yet.

Walking down the street and feeling pretty Stopped on Second and shaved my kitty

Anika > Neil. Fight me.

I tried to give my dog a chicken McNugget and she barked at it. That can't be good.

Everything in my kitchen beeps at me all the time about everything. My kitchen is bullying me.