If someone were to clone someone without their knowledge from a strand of hair, would they be violating copyright law? Asking for a friend.

Not to poop at that party, but mathematically Godzilla - 0 is just Godzilla. I'm going to write a strongly-worded letter to Toho.

I need to come to terms with Captain Beefheart. We all do.

I suck at golf. I'm told I need to become one with the ball. I don't know how to implement that.

Dear Lipps Inc., Sorry, but I don't now where Funkytown is. It doesn't show up in my maps app either. Try Uber maybe.

All of my ex girlfriends were either diagnosed with depression, became lesbians, or took their own lives. I'm a catch.

My site is finally Y2K compliant.

Wild cows don't exist. An entire species is inventory and product. Weird.

Dogs. :)

internet (noun) — a global network that facilitates the mechanism to tell everyone else how stupid they are about everything.

All animals understand kindness.

RIP CartoonNetwork.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHeQBaXJYSA

It's not happening->It is happening but It doesn't affect you if you're not a criminal->It's too late now anyway so don't bother.

Feral Hippies are repelled by a bar of soap. https://wescc.dev/#/view/marshes-of-madness

Poor Medusa. Tragic story.

Nooo! After, what, almost 30 years, https://zombo.com has changed. Someone bought the domain. This is a catastrophe.

Dear The Cranberries, I heard you the first time, and yes I have to let it linger. Please stop asking.

Dammit, I watch one gaming video and Youtube crams Matt Mercer down my throat for 6 months. Enough of that guy already,

Brains are amazing. Lightweight, they last for decades, and many people have one.

When did everyone on the planet start beginning every single sentence with "I feel like..." ?