Music is evidence for one's soul's will to live beyond their sperm's grave. The metathesis or eternal soul's new encasement.

People send me e-mails as if i'm about to read them....oh i have to laugh.

Bitches call me the sandwich

My fav pizza place dont got my fav pizza no more. My other fav pizza place aint got my fav affogato no more. WHEN WILL MY SUFFERING END?!

You droglodytes couldn't even BEGIN to imagine how many loadbearing <td><tr>'s i got on my site

lenge leve Kong Harald. 🕯️

I'm never offended when people i know ignore me when they walk past me in town because that's what we do here in beautiful little Norway.

Don't worry! Just remember: it'll only hurt for an eternity.

Two birds in the hand is worth one in the stone.

It might be Monday. But I have pulled pork sliders and oven baked potatoes. So who’s the real winner here

i am not the same person i was 1 alcest concert ago.

Just saw Alcest live in italy. Now i got the post-concert blues..

You have forgotten to hate. Therefore, you have no right to love.

Ok bitch go ahead, call the cops. I’ll have sex with them.

I let my mind wander and it never came back.

My advice? Don't take advice from people.

i was up all night drinking mayonnaise

KINGDOM HEARTS 4!!!! SPYRO 4!!! COME AWAY SOON WE WILL COME AWAY HEARTS DRIVE ON I KNOW WHAT IT'S THERE FOR I KNOW WHAT IT'S WORTH!!!!

SPYRO!!! MY NEPHEW!!! HES HOME! HES FINALLY HOME!!!!!!!

it's a cold day to be coming in hot