lenge leve Kong Harald. 🕯️

I'm never offended when people i know ignore me when they walk past me in town because that's what we do here in beautiful little Norway.

Don't worry! Just remember: it'll only hurt for an eternity.

Two birds in the hand is worth one in the stone.

It might be Monday. But I have pulled pork sliders and oven baked potatoes. So who’s the real winner here

i am not the same person i was 1 alcest concert ago.

Just saw Alcest live in italy. Now i got the post-concert blues..

You have forgotten to hate. Therefore, you have no right to love.

Ok bitch go ahead, call the cops. I’ll have sex with them.

I let my mind wander and it never came back.

My advice? Don't take advice from people.

i was up all night drinking mayonnaise

KINGDOM HEARTS 4!!!! SPYRO 4!!! COME AWAY SOON WE WILL COME AWAY HEARTS DRIVE ON I KNOW WHAT IT'S THERE FOR I KNOW WHAT IT'S WORTH!!!!

SPYRO!!! MY NEPHEW!!! HES HOME! HES FINALLY HOME!!!!!!!

it's a cold day to be coming in hot

I don't know how many more hihi's i got left in me.

Pussy from a girl who makes «what hitting someone with a car taught me about B2B sales» on LinkedIn

Pussy from a girl that wants a cast iron pan for Christmas

I've been enjoying the artist "BATTERY LOW, PLEASE CHARGE HEADSET" lately. Their discography is huge!

My favorite band is Various Artists