shieeeeeeeeeet, baby!

bitches be like "my life is a movie" yeah its called "this bitch sucks: part 4."

Metal archives is down? How am i supposed to know what bands i am allowe to listen to now?!?!

Will today be the day i learn how to type the word comfterable right? The answer...might surprise you.

Imagine how much time you save in your online browsing if you just block people for any reason instead of sitting there, seething.

test <br> test

Listen to music. It's good. Thank you music.

>listen to music >It's good Thank you music

>listen to music >it's good Thank you music

RIP Cronos, the elder of metal.

If your'e lucky...you might see a little cursor from someone else's computer on this page. Meaning someone else is also browsing....

I ain't got no abilities

I cant stand when people ask "what drugs were you on when making this art??" Are you that boring, unimaginative and pathetic?

i need more widgets

Music is evidence for one's soul's will to live beyond their sperm's grave. The metathesis or eternal soul's new encasement.

People send me e-mails as if i'm about to read them....oh i have to laugh.

Bitches call me the sandwich

My fav pizza place dont got my fav pizza no more. My other fav pizza place aint got my fav affogato no more. WHEN WILL MY SUFFERING END?!

You droglodytes couldn't even BEGIN to imagine how many loadbearing <td><tr>'s i got on my site

lenge leve Kong Harald. 🕯️