laborers fill the till with cash for the ceo's wallet. laborers bake loaves and loaves to get paid in just enough crumbs for rent.

"be urself" but no one believes me. "what are you doing..." i'm... meing be...

if u're going to listen to cake's cover of the guitar man it's gotta be in .80x playback speed. no faster

when boars run the earth rotates under their feet i know this from personal first hand porcine experience. also you're welcome

wait competency porn has a positive connotation lol?? i hear that phrase and imagine someone in a bazinga shirt like the mediocrity is loud

and if i told u a magician called me a snark under his breath would you believe me WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME

the iced coffee interview convo isn't abt professionalism it's abt people realizing they are a social animal following dumb rules to survive

67 is pronounced six seven but 69 is pronounced six tee nine

THE this KEYWORD NEEDS TO BE ON PAGE ONE OF EVERY JAVASCRIPT LEARNING RESOURCE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

i worry people treat the world and other people like a t.v. show for gazing at instead of like their own home and fellow neighbors

i don't lack motivation i have motive. i lack fire under my butt gumption. the busiest people in the world have gumption. itinerary people

you will feel the wrath of this blade, my blade, of grass *shnng* (blade unsheathing sound) (neets<3 react to it like texans to snow)

when you're pestering someone (don't do that) and they ignore you just misspell their blorbo's name they'll respond

emoticon for tears running down ur face :')''''''''''''''''''''''''''

there's sanctity in the ephemerality of not being watched or recorded at all. i'm srry if u were born at the same time as snapchat and ring

you have too many things and none of them are precious another vase another vase another vase another vase another vase another vase another

i opened steam and it told me it was updating and i said "everyday with this." and my brother laughed really hard

if you witch hunt ai users, you're immaturely lashing out at whoever's nearby. pathetic art snob. aim your laser at the system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love the way clapping sounds in compressed audio idk how to explain it it's like marbles or billiard balls or golf balls clacking

"lol imagine explaining that to a neanderthal" i can catch em up to speed i have full confidence they can grasp const vs. var