if i could stop feeling the weight of my eye bags i could solve this problem

can you concede? can you say out loud you were wrong? ok, now can you say 'haha it's ok life moves on, friend!' when someone else concedes?

i am a giant and i scoop up with a spoon a buncha people and i examine them. scratches my chin. and then i carelessly pour them back

actually so funny my desktop pc has airplane mode. where we headed

her body would not be blushing there i can think of 1000 more interesting places

tonight we leave offerings at the alters of install wizards every where to appease them so we never gotta do that stuff ourselves

a few days ago u r like eek i am scared to hear a new album eek. and then today u r like these r the only songs i have ever heard. the only

first scrying now scrobbling. im sick of universe B fr

my fav implausible 'if everyone would just' is everyone only using their phones for calls and texts startinggg. now

they removed video replies and annotations and community submitted closed captions from yt because collaborative knowledge isn't profitable

debate to me is like "insist ur ideas upon me while i insist onto u my own. #1 insist-er wins." instead of literally having an open mind

tooth pain is being on the phone with someone who is screaming and u can't hang up and u have to listen and u want to shoot ur phone

ben affleck and matt damon qualify for siblings or dating. and i'd be stumped

"toxic masculinity" you mean the internalized patriarchal gaze. 'i have to be a good boy example to the other good boys. for society ofc'

i am not tasting what everyone else is tasting in blackberries. unfortunately i guess

rosa parks' refusal to move seats was a long planned act, not a whim, planned in coordination with other people and political acts.

going back in time and doing a shy wave at the early hominids but they adapt the shy wave into their greeting and its very cutie sweety pies

caitlyn arcane has long legs. the artists they are forgetting and there's nothing i can do but make this my status. she has LONG legs!!!!!!

youtubers r like here is my bland white wall and my bland ikea shelf and my rgb twinkle lights and my manufactured in the global south merch

i think if we lived in a simulation they would have to rig the physics and oceans waves are just too beautiful to have been contrived