a friend is not a public good. a friend is forged. if u dont like urself the idea of friends will feel like expensive things you cant have

"keep your hands to yourself" is not at all a clear enough advisement. use ur words: "do not touch ppl when they say 'do not touch me'"

it's a lomboy suzanna day

the lovely woman at the car parts store knows every word to every lana del rey song playing at the car parts store

we live in a society is tired but some people are so bleakly unaware of the zeitgeist it's dire

why does the world always want a reaction out of you and how do so many people oblige

ideas feel so good like what a rush

hops up the dom tree says this guide...

i am going to learn javascript by sheer force of will even if it takes me the rest of my life. I WANT TO CODE

i wish My last name was bush

what instrument produces that percussive timbre you mean the fucking dwums

master of none as a cause for imposter syndrome. who am i. who am i allowed to be

autists are already mass surveilled like. what do u think the mask is for

clocking in at the thanking all of my followers i wouldn't have privilege without you factory

cat in my bag. bapping things in my bag sniffing. whats ur edc he asks me. nosin

how do ppl find partners. show me ur youtube history and if i see more than 3 neon thumbnails i'm out

phrase root level slug doing numbers on me rn

the emojis on my status cafe profile page are askew... bcos i used font-style: italics; on body {}. hrm. oh vell

when you're eating a sandwich what ure really doing is eating two pieces of bread at the same time

i posit that shakira loba is a gateway ear worm for normies to get into awooing. we can build on this