i can't feed a leech cos of the anemia thing but i'd like to

that poor dandelion chick is a certified crayon marketer atp they ran her ragged. and then Dan D. is a boy?? LMAO

my husband's boss sounds too easy to humiliate. im gonna have to be kept away from him

another beautiful successful day of staring straight into people's overly tinted car windows as if i can actually see them OwO

classist society propels illiteracy. low class has access to subpar materials, and only if they're not too busy serving the upper echelon

nothing gets me in the murderous halloween spirit more than having to re-turn off halloween sounds in discord another year in a row

challenge to small business bros and startup gals: you are shown a new organic meme and you do not make an ad out of it

blood sugar

i love an outfit change during a guided tour what a vibe. let's all see each other's socks and put on galoshes together. the mud requires it

for yearsss candidates poorly shared campaign and policy info via only shitty junk mailers. ok ur voters self-misinform via AI now. good job

laborers fill the till with cash for the ceo's wallet. laborers bake loaves and loaves to get paid in just enough crumbs for rent.

"be urself" but no one believes me. "what are you doing..." i'm... meing be...

if u're going to listen to cake's cover of the guitar man it's gotta be in .80x playback speed. no faster

when boars run the earth rotates under their feet i know this from personal first hand porcine experience. also you're welcome

wait competency porn has a positive connotation lol?? i hear that phrase and imagine someone in a bazinga shirt like the mediocrity is loud

and if i told u a magician called me a snark under his breath would you believe me WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME

the iced coffee interview convo isn't abt professionalism it's abt people realizing they are a social animal following dumb rules to survive

67 is pronounced six seven but 69 is pronounced six tee nine

THE this KEYWORD NEEDS TO BE ON PAGE ONE OF EVERY JAVASCRIPT LEARNING RESOURCE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

i worry people treat the world and other people like a t.v. show for gazing at instead of like their own home and fellow neighbors