uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... *drools on myself*

happy hourly comic day! hourlies update coming soon!

birthday is OVER. i dont have anything else to put here right now

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY TO UNYUNISH.COM! COME SEE THE FIREWORKS!

slappy new year!

im still in the maze. theres a minotaur now.

i wish i could change the bird of the month segment to bird of the week but there's no way i could commit to that for longer than 2 months

i don't care if <marquee> is deprecated. you will have to pry it from my cold dead hands

javascript.... WHAT A PAIN!

no...i think we can get weirder than this. lets get weirder.

WELCOME TO THE GRAND OPENING OF UNYUNISH.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNYUNISH DOT COM COMING TO AN INTERNET NEAR YOU IN JANUARY 2025! ADDING EXTRA WORDS! THIS IS A TEST! YAY! woaah poop yeah yeah ha ha

leetle piggieee oooo lieetlle piggyyyy funny monkey teehee haha

test

GET OUTTA HERE! OOGA BOOGA BOOGA! RARHRAHRAH!