chasing my cat around the kitchen with a wet paper towel bc he isn't cleaning his bum well enough when he poops :(

[ makes 90 stamp edits for ekuoto ] i like the imuri show a normal amount

my sleeping pills #WORKED last night so im trying to figure out which of my several remembered conversations actually happened

found out sprinkle is obsessed with baby arugula after giving him one microgreen. he's pacing the entire living room trying to find more

i hate drawing things btw

next time im salting the pasta with garlic salt instead & adding a fat dollop of My Best Friend sour cream

chickpea pasta with: spinach, cauliflour vegan chicken substitute stuff, tomato and ricotta pesto, parmesan, chicken stock.

finally got a fake labubu now theyre fully unfashionable. i waited so long... i love his lumpy head...

wait sorry if you @ someone in your post it actually links to them thats so funny?? @oldtimer BOO

if you were a horse what horse would you be. id be a footlong barbie plastic bludgeoning tool with a pre-tangled mane and a voice box

* reader's note: this shit is still happening to her in her thirties

its so funnnyyy getting stressed about stuff as an autistic kid* before you realize most people a) lie on purpose & b) aren't playing fair

bitch go to SLEEL

webring but its just me and 🍂 pointing @eachother

tbt when i blogged with 📕 first 📗 second and 📘 third thoughts marked to organize stream-of-conciousness self-correction

hello sweet days is suicidebaiting me again

3 away from levelling up my tamanotchi again yaaaaay

[thinking about puppet sunsun] no dark thoughts can reach or harm me

my cat trapped me in the bathroom with the lights off ...

the most important part of web design is to always get distracted fucking about with something totally unrelated for six days