realized that i either have to catbox all of my images or find a way to host myself so i can nest four billion lines of html in peace

boiler guys coming today + i want to batch make garlic bread and freeze it after

figured out how to use the bechnokid embed on carrd pro so i can have one (1) cheeky little tweet under my topbar and now i feel insane

picksel aert

my new hair mask smells so scented ʕ⁠ ⁠º⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠º ⁠ʔ im not as used to it any more bc ★ has allergies. unfortunately i do not want to go bald

i swear i smelled the yuri on funnybunny three seconds into the first tadc episode

added a list challenge to my sidebar so you can see how many of my interests we have in common. if you get 100% they put us in the same cell

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fundamentally i think the issue w someone telling insane lies abt you is that the ppl hearing them wont believe You until its Their turn

the petrapixel layout generator may save me this weekend actually

god i bet coding your status cafe is so easy if youre on desktop and can use inspect element

chasing my cat around the kitchen with a wet paper towel bc he isn't cleaning his bum well enough when he poops :(

[ makes 90 stamp edits for ekuoto ] i like the imuri show a normal amount

my sleeping pills #WORKED last night so im trying to figure out which of my several remembered conversations actually happened

found out sprinkle is obsessed with baby arugula after giving him one microgreen. he's pacing the entire living room trying to find more

i hate drawing things btw

next time im salting the pasta with garlic salt instead & adding a fat dollop of My Best Friend sour cream

chickpea pasta with: spinach, cauliflour vegan chicken substitute stuff, tomato and ricotta pesto, parmesan, chicken stock.

finally got a fake labubu now theyre fully unfashionable. i waited so long... i love his lumpy head...

wait sorry if you @ someone in your post it actually links to them thats so funny?? @oldtimer BOO