She makes me so nervous

Another year of paying $15.99 to file my taxes ($0 return) so that the government doesn’t eat me

Maybe if I can’t have my shit together, I can at least have your shit together.

I have the ouch.

“I don’t need to wash my hair today, I’ll just fix it with some water later. He could not, in fact, just fix it with some water later.

screaming crying throwing up (I have to transfer all of the images on my site to a different hosting platform, one by one)

Considering making an egg, because adults are Not Supposed to Eat Hot Sauce Directly Out of the Bottle, even if it's garlic flavoured

finally got my status cafe up and running <3