look babes i know your marriage is falling apart or whatever but you do realize you aren’t the only ones in this house right

OMG GUYS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT HAUNTED MANSION MOVIE COMES OUT A MONTH FROM TODAY oh wait. it got pushed back 5 months. thx disney <3

https://chroniclesofterridea.neocities.org/ alien worldbuilding webbed site. lookie please

ACCIDENTALLY GOT A G;JOOB IN MSM HELLO??????? I JUST WANTED A T-ROX

no tomodachi life 2 news in today's nintendo direct. my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

FIXED GTHE CSS THAT I BROKE SOMEHOW HUZZAH

25 DOLLAR FOR EPIC WUBBOC IT IS THEN!!!! i dont want to know how much ive spent on this game im so embarrassed

oooughfjdkgn 25 dollar for 75% of common wubbox or 25 dollar for 1 (1) epic wubbox. decision s... (never give me money ever i am weak)

WHY does this stupid computer always shut down at the most random ass times when im working on something wtf

“omg fnaf movie started filming” who cares. wheres the haunted mansion trailer cowards

just spent $10 on a fucking video game monster. hell yeah

update ipod is NOT dead shes ok now thank fuck

yr kidding me i just wanted to put some new songs on my ipod but now it’s in recovery mode all of a sudden?? it was working fine yesterday….

gonna be thinking about the MoMA 2nd floor cafe polenta bowl for the next few days on god. would go back just for that

update the teacher did in fact recognize me and also guess the fuck what. the only other person in the class is one of my coworkers LMAOOO

going to attend a new art class with a teacher i had from another school lmao i wonder if he remembers me

“omg there’s so much r34 of this 🤢” where are you finding this. are you like actively seeking it out bc ive seen 0 of what youre talking abt

NOO MISSION FAILED…. OWL HOUSE SPOILER HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

gonna attempt to avoid owl house spoilers for like the next 12 hours pray for me folks

it was satire actually i have been fooled. i accept this