am i allowed to bite someone for being annoying. i swear to god this idiot drives me insane sometimes

was that a clump of cat hair or a big ass centipede running across my carpet. and do i want to find out

julie taymor off the shits also i just realized theres no spider emoji here

binged all of tuca and bertie s1 the other day, pretty good show! very uh. adult though but pretty good either way fjdkgjk

i think everyone whos ever met me deserves some sort of financial compensation. like honestly

yknow if i wanted to sleep in a bunk bed all alone i would’ve stayed in new jersey

can't find ipod incident 2 dead 3 injured

whyd i read that if i KNEW it was gonna be especially triggering to me haha help today has been so. auegahkesgejkbskgs /neg so might as well

"hey we noticed your adobe stuff isnt genuine so heres a discount-" yeah no shit sherlock let me pirate in peace

maybe if u wanted me to do this program without confusion you shouldve updated the paperwork from TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. cheers <3

screaming bc this online literature course i have to take for school has SO many grammar/spelling errors it's hilarious omg

yknow now that i think abt it im pretty sure my mom is the only one in my immediate family whos never been to therapy which. explains a lot

all the medicine and therapy in the world can't fix my brain huh. i need like a lobotomy or sth just rip that bitch out already damn

my wrist hurts so badly and i have an essay i need to finish yesterday hahah help me please

sis tested positive for covid now weve all gotta stay home yaaaay /s

google how do you tell your best friend that you would also maybe want to date them if given the chance

"ohh well i mean disney isn't that bad i mean yknow i like it ;-;" girl shut up. just stop. shut. (@ myself btw <3)

having a kid who cant sit still next to a kid with an attention span of like 0 (me) is Not a good thing but i dont want to move it's My seat

im in that "nausea from not eating > not eating bc of nausea" loop haha help

i am in mostly physical but also mental pain rn hi (what is happening why)