hey who tf decided turning off reblogs was a good option to add to tumblr. llike.... isnt that the point

SPAMTON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my city now

it's 12 in the morning and im really not appreciating the fact that you exist rn girl. nobody here but like... help

am i allowed to bite someone for being annoying. i swear to god this idiot drives me insane sometimes

was that a clump of cat hair or a big ass centipede running across my carpet. and do i want to find out

julie taymor off the shits also i just realized theres no spider emoji here

binged all of tuca and bertie s1 the other day, pretty good show! very uh. adult though but pretty good either way fjdkgjk

i think everyone whos ever met me deserves some sort of financial compensation. like honestly

yknow if i wanted to sleep in a bunk bed all alone i would’ve stayed in new jersey

can't find ipod incident 2 dead 3 injured

whyd i read that if i KNEW it was gonna be especially triggering to me haha help today has been so. auegahkesgejkbskgs /neg so might as well

"hey we noticed your adobe stuff isnt genuine so heres a discount-" yeah no shit sherlock let me pirate in peace

maybe if u wanted me to do this program without confusion you shouldve updated the paperwork from TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. cheers <3

screaming bc this online literature course i have to take for school has SO many grammar/spelling errors it's hilarious omg

yknow now that i think abt it im pretty sure my mom is the only one in my immediate family whos never been to therapy which. explains a lot

all the medicine and therapy in the world can't fix my brain huh. i need like a lobotomy or sth just rip that bitch out already damn

my wrist hurts so badly and i have an essay i need to finish yesterday hahah help me please

sis tested positive for covid now weve all gotta stay home yaaaay /s

google how do you tell your best friend that you would also maybe want to date them if given the chance