waking up at 5:30 and waking up at 6:00 are entirely different worlds

a ball of red slime exploded on my bed

bro one of my sideblogs was deleted and I was given absolutely no notice or reason....genuinely a bit upsetting

protip: if ur planning on serenading your girlfriend using taylor swift, don't. esp not in the middle of a public place. hope this helps 👍

I wonder if younger me would recognize me now

I want to make a style savvy shrine but I already have two other shrines I still haven't finished

my rent has increased and the government is descending further into political turmoil. this is just like hit indie game "papers, please"

the thing about me is that I am not running to get across the street before the light changes. if a car hits me then that's god's plan

closing thoughts: I find the trout to be a very nietzscheian fish

rewatching the kitchen scene from the first one and it's still a winner I'm afraid

what I love about scream 4 is that it really leans into the knife symbolism originally used in slasher movies

sorry for liveblogging my scream rewatch. as if it's my fault.

SHE DID THAT IN HER SKINNY JEANS AND HIGH HEELS!!! SHE CAME AND SHE SLAYED!!

the greatest risk to my digital footprint is talking about the scream movies

"WHO INVITED YOU" is one of my fav lines from the movie especially bc I've had that happen to me before zxfdgsz

guaranteed third act main cast bloodbath

neve campbell is so expressive. she was an incredible choice for sidney

the scream franchise could never top skeet ulrich's portrayal of billy in scream 1 but the kills in scream 4 definitely comes close

so many emails I need to respond to

there is some freudian shit happening to me