i am so into dogs right now, Cerebus

Where are all the bells?

return to the Windows XP Tulips. I've missed them and the old web nostalgia

serve the future

highest achievement is to be awake in the dream

opened the fridge for lunch to find i put the ice cream there last night

new level unlocked: caffeine allergy.

jumping through hoops

i've been so torn about everything for so long. i could be so good

trouble always find me

Am I late if the door is still open?

developing misophonia. Etiquette is basic! CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH SHUT

i have a growing fear of adverbs

i love the internet so much. it's books on roids and i want it 24/7

i am a wip. this is a wip

i think I'm done with my guestbook, should be working

nothing cuter than an owl

swallowed a cherry pit... hope this passes

homemade stovetop popcorn is sublime

And the parasite speaks