stratajobee

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jack of all trades, master of none

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stratajobee ☕️ 7 days ago

catch me pulling the world’s most diabolically bad espresso shot

stratajobee 🥱 47 days ago

i wish my life was smaller in scope

stratajobee 🤒 49 days ago

straight men and women rly are different species y’all are insane

stratajobee 😡 52 days ago

frustrated that work would make me order a $1200 custom suit and it STILL wouldn’t fit.

stratajobee 🤐 68 days ago

ah, the crushing silence of an unhappy home

stratajobee 🥺 72 days ago

10k to fix the leak in the basement like sure i have that lying around

stratajobee ⛵ 75 days ago

pro: i have more vacation days con: they are interfering with work and deadlines

stratajobee 📚 75 days ago

why did i think i’d be casually cranking out one book per week with titles including sapiens by harari.

stratajobee 🍕 76 days ago

i love you homemade brunch! i love hosting friends!

stratajobee 🎱 85 days ago

how bad would it be to delete and reupload my whole site due to overhaul

stratajobee 🎶 86 days ago

public radio is not only important it is also epic

stratajobee 😇 88 days ago

should i sign up to make another travel magazine when i never started the first one?

stratajobee ☕️ 96 days ago

when i order a cappuccino it should be fewer than 16oz broooooo… words mean things i hate the airport

stratajobee ☀️ 104 days ago

i forgot to put on sunscreen and am now speed running melanoma

stratajobee 🤖 107 days ago

you can’t use -ai in a google search to remove the AI overview anymore >:-(

stratajobee 🥺 107 days ago

husband AND cat away from home tonight… lonelyy…

stratajobee 🐱 111 days ago

i think a rabbit just gave birth in our yard??? #bnuy

stratajobee 💻 115 days ago

just one of those days where typing the password correctly is not correct until the 3rd try. testing my patience!!

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