need to get on a snowboard RIGHT NOW!!!

sword of damocles over my head like chinese water torture

heart palpitations in my cubicle

nvm i broke my status site lol

the gods (my classmates with a car that are also going to the airport and can give me a ride) smile upon me

spending 650 on this company's talent acquisition credit card and laughing evilly

metaphorically being chased by a swarm of bees just all the time

my journal page broke and i got no clue what went wrong

my heart is full of hate and my lab report is full of scientific misconduct

i fear i am getting overworked and it is making me bitter..... how do i combat this..........

boutta drink my mentor's entire green tea supply while he's not looking

HOW DO I PUT THIS ON MY WEBSITE BRO

feelin myself like i just lost my keys