i also just got my package :^D <- me also being happy

why did i do that

i love my friends

being a telephone is really hard you know....

that freak grasshopper from a bugs life kind of looks like doctor house

i'm so normal

waiting for months to give someone gifts you've made for them feels like torture

i feel like sisyphus every morning when i have to put my contacts back in

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!! [and to portal/tf2!]

just missed a call from my good friend scam likely

why did they make those jackbox champ'd up mascot people so attractive

my birthday in 3 days

oh dear i'm reusing old material what will they think of me now

i'm so gay that i'm sewing an outfit for when i see him again

the political ads in my area are just straight up lying all the time and it makes me so frustrated

having most of your height in your legs sucks when you can't even use them

OUGHHH MY STOMACH WHY DID THEY MAKE ME LACTOSE INTOLERANT

i'm petting 2 dogs right now ... life is great

sometimes i wish i was a duck swimming in a pond

SPACE WEEK!!!