why the fuck does my website almost have 200k views like holy shit WHAT IS GOING ON

New favorite word: "sardonic".

i give up *throws writing into the trash* what's the fucking point

Weird Google search of the week: "can pigs detect seizures" (The answer is 'maybe' but I read about a pig named Bacon that can detect them!)

"We cry for pie when we are infants. Pie in countless varieties waits upon us through life. Pie kills us finally."

want to update some of my website pages but i'm too lazy *shrug*

heLP I CAN'T STOP DOWNLOADING SIMS 4 CC

i want to start playing the sims 4 again but i just KNOW i'll start downloading more cc once i do and i'm running out of space on my pc.....

just narrowly avoided breaking a toe, yikes, it's swollen and painful but i can move it fine and walk okay plus the pain is going away now F

okay buying and drinking this cherry-vanilla coca cola was a gigantic and disgusting mistake

making a pokemon training card for my oc like a normal person

i love cranberry juice

“you know how you always hit things in the produce aisle” is the greatest thing that i will ever write and it’s in a fucking AU text message

just wanna nap

i really want crispy battered fries with some ketchup right now

'tis a miracle

check ur iphone at the door

ate too much sandwich

Phew, new layout finally up! And I managed to make it Halloween themed!

okay this new layout that i'm making isn't ... very halloween-like, you know, like i PLANNED TO MAKE IT... oh well