OH, WHEN YOU’RE READY / WE CAN PUT THIS BEHIND US / BABY, WE CAN FIND US AGAIN, I KNOW / PUT THIS BEHIND US / WE CAN FIND US AGAIN

smirnoff ice for lunch and tacos for dinner

spent 2 hrs in the kitchen right after work making dinner and the result tastes awful

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of t

I'M THE BEST. I LOVE ME. GAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

baby i'm bleeding

@gh0stprince lmao i know that's right. good luck, my guy.

oopsie i broke my window in a fit of rage

dealing with health insurance has me malding

COVID19? in MY balls? its more likely than u think FREE BALL CHECK https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/01/health/covid-erectile-dysfunction.html

looked at the site on a windows desktop. didn’t realize it looked a bit off cus of the font rendering differences.

why don't you just blame it on me again? / wide awake but you're sound asleep again / if it works for you then i'll take the heat again