sharpiepaws

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https://sharpiepaws.site/
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adult. male. queer. body w/o organs.

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sharpiepaws 🐱 4 days ago

looking at my landlord with eyes sooo so big and brimming and green. please give me back my security deposit.

sharpiepaws 📚 5 days ago

warning to all bitches: if someone tells you they are a collector, 9/10 times it means they are a hoarder.

sharpiepaws 🧋 9 days ago

anyway 1. this vegan cookies & creme baileys is pretty good and 2. they're calling olimar homosexual bcus he pick men

sharpiepaws 😛 9 days ago

mom said i was "extremely difficult to manipulate" in a conversation yesterday lmfao hilarious self report

sharpiepaws 😶 9 days ago

i feel bad for the homeless people that just scream because i've often thought about doing that too just to check if i'm invisible or not

sharpiepaws 🎮 14 days ago

going to make a "masochist" diff in my game that remaps all the controls to the worst thing possible. confirm button to L3 sort of deal.

sharpiepaws ✈️ 16 days ago

people kept getting me tit shot glasses as a joke so now i have to figure out what to do with all these glass women

sharpiepaws 👀 17 days ago

person on the homepage i hope this post gives you voyeuristic satisfaction. or maybe i just ruined it. sorry. i'll turn around again.

sharpiepaws 🤖 17 days ago

the headache has arrived. also i forgot that a noise album i was looking forward to came out today so that will have to wait lmao

sharpiepaws 🥃 18 days ago

drinking malt liquor and doing picross without my glasses ohhh yes i would like a headache pleeease <3

sharpiepaws ✅ 18 days ago

the knowledge i will soon live somewhere where i can afford to go to the doctor when i need healthcare is craaazy

sharpiepaws 🎶 18 days ago

dj set got picked up by the algorithm (aka God) again but it always picks the worst one. push my high concept psychosis set you cowards !!

sharpiepaws ❄️ 19 days ago

new sh game being scottish is very cute. i have lots of pictures of my friend's foggy garden captioned "they put my ass in silent hill"

sharpiepaws 🌧️ 20 days ago

no more vegan baileys. the world is a forlorn and scornful place. still got pokemon emerald though.

sharpiepaws ☀️ 20 days ago

vegan baileys and pokemon emerald the world is a smiling place