even though i'm faceblind i fully believe i could identify NL if i saw him in person AND i think i would be brave enough to ask for a sig

Falls asleep thinking about the many Jojos...

Dentists invented this new awful device that blocks your entire mouth off so it's easier for them to clean but it's also as huge as a waterm

To live is to suffer . . .

Me: i should change my google pw Google: enter the code on your phone *doesnt send it* Me: other option? Google: what

sometimes you just miss seeing a funky white boy fuck around idk

ngl bbno$ being "gone" is undoubtedly him taking a break from social media bc he's said he spends hours and hours and hours on it daily but

Ohhhh we are taking our poor friend through the Steven Universe caves starting tonight and I can't wait. He knows nothing ab it.

Have 2 take my glasses off to eat ramen cause the noodles flip allover and keep splashing me with broth & you KNOW how it is with ramen..

hmm today i will edit my neocities before work.. let me do some chores on palia first *2 hours later* oh it's time for work .. whoops

Need another Knives Out to materialize immediately, 3 isn't enough for me

Can't wait for the weekend 2 start

guy replacing the carpet in the unit above me banging a cartoonishly large hammer as hard as humanly possible against the floor

Big leaf fell down right on top of me in a targeted attack #workplaceinjury

I will wait for an eternity if I have to but I am really looking forward to having a piclog...

If someone could just give me like 100k no strings attached that'd literally fix all of my problems immediately tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqUWua4MrIM

oh f i have to work today bye (guy who forgot he can't spend all day editing neocities pages)

it's unfortunate that you need to know what Norwood 3 is to get the joke but I promise it's funny

probably my best quote from being high, "Norwood 3 Cousin It, he takes his hat off and reveals" like idk. funniest thing i've ever said